August 21, 2010

MSTRKRFT is awesome. We all know this. This isn’t news. They are the only group that can really get away with removing the vowels (which became a huge indie trend) since, you know, it looks fucking awesome. They also dropped a song about a year ago called “Heartbreaker” which you’ve clearly heard before.

In case you don’t dig too deep into dirty remixes, I have done the work for you, delivering downright grimy remixes from two of the house scene’s biggest names right now; Laidback Luke and Wolfgang Gartner. Oh, you say that’s not enough for you? Well how about the CJ Milli remix which mashes up the crooning of John Legend with my boyfriend some guy called Justin Bieber who you may have read about somewhere. Yeah, MSTRKRFT makes Justin Bieber tolerable. Just sayin’.

MP3: MSTRKRFT – “Heartbreaker (ft. John Legend [Laidback Luke Remix])”
MP3: MSTRKRFT – “Heartbreaker (ft. John Legend [Wolfgang Gartner Remix])”
MP3: MSTRKRFT vs. Justin Bieber – “Heartbreaker Baby (CJ Milli Mix)”


Because I Spent Years of My Life Being a Douchebag, Loser, Criminal, Drug Addict, and General Piece of Shit, I Learned What Not to Do.

January 18, 2010

What up gang? Long time no post… my bad, I’m lazy. However just because I’m not posting does not mean I’m not searching for the dirtiest house jamz to melt your face with. It’s in that mindset that I bring the track I have for you in this post, which truly is an amazing remix. The DJ, Wolfgang Gartner, is an American (rare) from California, and has an impressive background. Gartner, whose real name is Joey Youngman (coolest name ever) taught himself to DJ at 12 years old with some tape decks and a tape recorder (damnnnn sonnnn). For years he tried to get record deal but never succeeded, because, like myself, he laments that “I did lots of drugs. Lots and lots of drugs…[and] and totally fried on ecstasy and every other snortable substance.” Also like myself Gartner checked in rehab at age 20, and within two years of completing his treatment he had three top ten singles on Beatport (I’m only three singles away from following in his footsteps!). This jam, a bassy, nasty remix of the Fugees’ classic “Ready or Not,” which samples Lauryn Hill’s unbelievable voice, blew me away when I first heard it and I hope it does the same for y’all. Rockwell Out… peace bitches

MP3: The Fugees – “Ready or Not (Fugees vs. Gartner Bootleg)

Also, as an added bonus, check out a Gartner original; “Flashback.”

MP3: Wolfgang Gartner – “Flashback (Original Mix)”