Happy Columbus Day!

Today (and last weekend) we celebrate a glorious event in 1492 when Columbus indeed sailed the ocean blue. We don’t exactly celebrate the fact that Columbus cut off natives fingers if they didn’t give him what he wanted, but really that’s not important. What’s important is that America (fuck yeah) wouldn’t be here without this guy. Well, it would be here. Whatever. On with some themed music.

Weezer – Across the Sea
The Format – Oceans
Air – Universal Traveler
The Roots – Livin’ in a New World
The Album Leaf – Into the Sea
The Weakerthans – Our Retired Explorer (Dines with Michel Foucault in Paris, 1961)

So go eat a hot dog and sit on your La-Z-Boy. It’s Columbus day, so be patriotic. Buy one of those mini American flags if possible too.

-Zack

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6 Responses to Happy Columbus Day!

  1. Anonymous says:

    Why do you have a blog?

  2. Anonymous says:

    Because not everyone can leave snarky comments on other people’s blogs?

  3. Zack says:

    why do you read the blog?

  4. Anonymous says:

    i dont like you anonymous 1

  5. Anonymous says:

    all things go happens to be the favorite blog of many of my friends, including myself. and if its not the favorite then its the second favorite…basically who ever you are anonymous at 8:51, if you have a problem with this blog, don’t read it. ass

  6. Zack says:

    i love you guys.

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